You don’t have long, though. Am I right?

suddenly I’m moffat
i just screamed and im not even in the fandom HOLY FUCK
Sherlock is being strangled at Soo Lin’s flat; pretty badly too. It looks like he passes out for a few moments and can barely talk afterwards. The attacker simply stops for some reason. Why? Because John, sarcastically bitching outside, has just said that he is Sherlock Holmes. Good luck for Sherlock that John is a Grand Master of Snark and the Black Lotus is entirely populated with total morons. It saved his life.
SARCASM IS NOT COMMONLY USED IN THE CHINESE LANGUAGE
LIKE IT’S REALLY FUCKING HARD TO BE SARCASTIC IN ANY CHINESE DIALECT, BELIEVE ME, I’VE TRIED.
It’s wasn’t because the Black Lotus were total morons, it was probably just because they weren’t entirely used to the concept of sarcasm.
#Sherlock is struggling not to jump across the table and stick something else in John’s mouth
#John is wondering when exactly Sherlock will take the fucking hint.
A man pulling out a packet of blood when arriving to Sherlocks body after the fall.
Yes, you did.
I bet you Mycroft was so pissed off…. that was his favourite cheese!
There are so many amazing cosplayers and actor lookalikes on tumblr so I have a question
why
aren’t we
making
our own superwholock?
i think that last one was actually jared padalecki
Excuse you that’s Cousin Matt